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I just ordered a My Beating Heart in the hopes that it will help me sleep. All in all, I think it’s an interesting idea anyway. Plus they are cute, and we all know I’m a sucker for cute things. I’ll probably review it when I get it.

An amazing thing about My Beating Heart is that everytime you turn it on, an entirely uniqure heartbeat rhythm is created. In fact, every rhythm itself gradually changes and subtly dances, algorithically modelling the heartbeat in a deep meditative state. This isn’t a pre-recorded rhythm and this isn’t a “heartbeat sound.” This is a physical heartbeat that realistically changes over time.

As you hug My Beating Heart you may notice subtle changes to the heartbeat. Our “secret sauce” technology is at work inside algorithmically modeling the human heart in a deep meditative state. Your own heart would only beat as slow as My Beating Heart’s if you were in a very deep sleep or in a very deep meditation. The changes are slight but we think they are powerful in helping people relax and become more aware of themselves and their surroundings. Each Beating Heart rhythm is entirely unique and we truly hope you enjoy yours.

Speaking of my health/not sleeping, I’ve been going to the chiropractor. I swear, he’s trying to kill me. When he massages my back I can’t breathe, that’s how badly it hurts. And then he tells me to relax! But today (visit 3 since Saturday, two more before this upcoming Saturday) it didn’t hurt as badly. That’s got to be a good sign, right? My head has been hurting a lot, and he says it’s because the way I am aligned is cutting off arterial blood supply to my brain. My head still hurts, but it’s not leaving me in tears, so I think that’s also a good sign.

I got an email today to my home email from someone at work. Who told me that on my first day, when I got my first assignment, that I should have asked for something. I have no idea how I was supposed to know this, but now I feel like I’m in deep shit. I had no idea! Anyway, I know this person’s not really mad at me, but I HATE messing up. I just hate it. Now I feel like a failure and I want to crawl into a hole and die.

Obviously I have some hyperbolic issues.

Off to ice my back and sleep.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 at 11:08 pm and is filed under health, purchases.